When I started this blog…..I thought I had to shut it up in a jig ……who knew I had so much to talk to myself …..geez……you live to learn ya……
Well…today’s topic is …..
hmm…well not exactly a topic
….something like an apology perhaps…..
or hmmm….may be like an disclaimer …..
hmmm…may be not …………………………..
(still searching for the right word to put in …..leave it ........it will take the whole night ya……)
Hmmmm…..so what’s it about …..???
Well…. Lets see….ya ……its about the things that this blog is all about …..and what’s it is not about ……
(Wow …..warning seems to fit right in …….)
Right……lets say this current blabbering is about a statuary warning ! ! !
You see…you got to read all these at your own expense ……..
(…..and please ……don’t send me your counselor ‘s bill…..I m broke myself…..)
Well…now..............
….dont say that you have never been warned……
so …shall we start……????
Anything that you read in this blog is not original !
……everything is being copied, lifted, stolen, extracted , and shamelessly pasted in here……none of the work that you see…is my own creation.
Source…???
Don’t ask me ….I have lost track myself......!
……this plagiarism is so ingrained now that sometimes I copy from my own past copied things ….GOD…!!!
..lack of talent coupled with lack of memory can do blunders !
But then .......still….mostly I copy from the things that I hear……..read…… or watch in films or t.v……………..
right from the Monorama Year Book (….yeah !!!…….I do read that ….sometimes….)
..............to.........................
Stardust (..I read that all the time…..)…..
and from the most arty-carty films in Bengali to the hard-core hindi masala (whats life without spice ya ????)…..
and my fav of all ……the action packed-suspense thriller Hollywood trash……..I gulp them all………I don’t believe in discrimination you see!
So…its like as they say…..this is a work of fiction and has no resemblance with the characters and actions in real life…….dude….I m totally not responsible for the words that you read and the mental trauma that happens afterward……I m no one to blame……
Well..then lets say…
.........this is work of compilation I guess……
and they do say…..
"if ya copy from one its plagiarism…..if ya copy from many …its research ! "
Hmmm…….fits well with my job description !
But then …therez a slight difference ……researchers are not always attached to their work…..they need their degree ……what attachment???
.....but in my case …..though its totally lifted….
(ahhh….lifted sounds so bad ya ……lets called it inspired….shall we??)…
.......I m totally fond of my own theft !
I do love them …..
I can not help myself but to read my own things over and over again......
……and when one mentions even a tiny-miny itsy-bitsy slightest hind of appreciation…..I do blush ! ! !
And the thing is that ….whatever I do pick up ….its because….I share the same feeling with it…..
its just that there are things I want to speak out ……but don’t have the right words to put in place…..
I m not that articulate you see….
.(ohh well…..no body will believe that ……esp. after all this 500 words of non-stop non-sense! )
……but that’s the fact ……and the ultimate motive behind all this………
Its just that ….when ever I see a movie….like it……I try to figure out the reason why I liked it so much…..and when the reason becomes a strong one …I tend to feel that I should keep that wonderful thought somewhere…..and since I m Dr. Loose-Everything-You-Have……I thought of keeping it in the safest place of all ….the net ! in this way …..I will just have to remember my account name and the password…….simple isn’t it ??? you see….I believe that the internet is the greatest thing that man has invented after wheel ! ! !ohh …….that was an accident or what ? that “wheel” thing ???
Never mind ……!
so the moral of the story is that ……
What ???? copying is good ???
No ….you shamuck ……
if anyone likes your work…..thats the best ! ! !….nothing like that! ! !
But what if……anybody doesn’t………… ?
….if anybody doesn’t …….
well.......
this is the safest way to save your own a*&%#@ ……
